Unknown author “In the beginning, God created heaven and earth”. He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement with HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the Universe pollution-free.
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Police Interview
Unknown author A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
Unknown author (Read them aloud) That’s not right! …. Sum Ting Wong
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An Abridged List of Rules of Being a Guy
Unknown author 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
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Star Wars fans will Note Some Inconsistencies Among 6 George Lucas Films
Unknown author While George Lucas and company have obviously struggled mightily to keep consistency in the many plot threads that wind through the six Star Wars films, inevitably picky fans will find certain timeline anomalies as Revenge of the Sith faces its ultimate docking with the original Episode IV.
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How to Impress A Woman
Unknown author Compliment her, cuddle her… kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for …
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Rules Men Wished Women Knew and Lived By
Unknown author 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want …
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If Men Were to Truly Rule the World
Unknown author Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time” would pretty much do it.
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Mathematical Equations
Unknown author This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint… it goes like this…
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About the Author
Bruce Forsyth served in the Royal Canadian Navy Reserve for 13 years (1987-2000). He served with units in Toronto, Hamilton & Windsor and worked or trained at CFB Esquimalt, CFB Halifax, CFB Petawawa, CFB Kingston, CFB Toronto, Camp Borden, The Burwash Training Area and LFCA Training Centre Meaford.