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Mastercard Wedding

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You got to love this guy. This is a true Wedding story about a recent wedding that took place a Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge the wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone To talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, The best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private Detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, “F—you!” Then he turned to his bride & said, “F—you!”

Then he turned back to the dumb founded crowd & said, “I’m outta here.” He had the marriage Annulled first thing the following morning.

While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the a affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge-making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride’s & his best man’s reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members.

This guy has balls the size 300+ church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard “PRICELESS” Commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000… Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000..

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500… The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless…

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD!

“Life isn’t like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos — What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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Bruce Forsyth

Bruce Forsyth served in the Royal Canadian Navy Reserve for 13 years (1987-2000). He served with units in Toronto, Hamilton & Windsor and worked or trained at CFB Esquimalt, CFB Halifax, CFB Petawawa, CFB Kingston, CFB Toronto, Camp Borden, The Burwash Training Area and LFCA Training Centre Meaford.

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