He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, The best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private Detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, “F—you!” Then he turned to his bride & said, “F—you!”
Then he turned back to the dumb founded crowd & said, “I’m outta here.” He had the marriage Annulled first thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the a affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge-making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride’s & his best man’s reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members.
This guy has balls the size 300+ church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard “PRICELESS” Commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000… Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000..
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500… The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless…
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MASTERCARD!
“Life isn’t like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos — What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.