A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun …
Category Archive: Goofy Stuff
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Jul 07 2009
Sheriff Joe is at it Again!
Unknown author You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well……… Oh, there’s MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!
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Jul 07 2009
Police Comments from Around the Country
Unknown author #16 – “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” #15 – “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
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Jul 07 2009
Things From Now That Would Shock People from 1975
Unknown author The most stylish and innovative new cars come from Chrysler High school kids wear beepers and cell-phones as a fashion statement Video games are hot, but Atari isn’t
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Jul 07 2009
Live Radio Contest
Unknown author An Australian FM station has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.
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Jul 07 2009
Re-Zoning – A Case History
Unknown author “In the beginning, God created heaven and earth”. He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement with HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the Universe pollution-free.
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Jul 07 2009
Police Interview
Unknown author A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.
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Jul 07 2009
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
Unknown author (Read them aloud) That’s not right! …. Sum Ting Wong
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About the Author
Bruce Forsyth served in the Royal Canadian Navy Reserve for 13 years (1987-2000). He served with units in Toronto, Hamilton & Windsor and worked or trained at CFB Esquimalt, CFB Halifax, CFB Petawawa, CFB Kingston, CFB Toronto, Camp Borden, The Burwash Training Area and LFCA Training Centre Meaford.