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A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.
The Inspector says, ‘Your qualifications are first-class but there is one Test that you must pass before I can recruit you.’ Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, ‘Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six asylum seekers and a rabbit.’
The man says, ‘Why the rabbit?’
‘Fantastic attitude!’ says the inspector. ‘When can you start?’
