Unknown author Dogs don’t cry Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
Category Archive: Guy Stuff
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Why I Want to be a Guy
Unknown author 1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about tanks. 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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Words Women Use
Unknown author This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before …
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Things Guys Should Know about Girls
Unknown author 1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s …
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An Abridged List of Rules of Being a Guy
Unknown author 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
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How to Impress A Woman
Unknown author Compliment her, cuddle her… kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for …
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Rules Men Wished Women Knew and Lived By
Unknown author 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want …
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If Men Were to Truly Rule the World
Unknown author Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time” would pretty much do it.
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Mathematical Equations
Unknown author This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint… it goes like this…
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10 Things Not to Say To A Woman
Unknown author Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument…
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About the Author
Bruce Forsyth served in the Royal Canadian Navy Reserve for 13 years (1987-2000). He served with units in Toronto, Hamilton & Windsor and worked or trained at CFB Esquimalt, CFB Halifax, CFB Petawawa, CFB Kingston, CFB Toronto, Camp Borden, The Burwash Training Area and LFCA Training Centre Meaford.