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London Lawyer V Glasgow Cop

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun …

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My Friend Never Came Home

I once had a friend. He was a nice human. A long time ago I was living in a place where there were lots of other cats. We were all in little boxes with bars covering the front. Before that I didn't have a home. I was living outside, eating mice and whatever other food …

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Sheriff Joe is at it Again!

Unknown author You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well……… Oh, there’s MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

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Police Comments from Around the Country

Unknown author #16 – “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” #15 – “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

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Why Dogs are Better than Women

Unknown author   Dogs don’t cry Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

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Why I Want to be a Guy

Unknown author   1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about tanks. 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

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Words Women Use

Unknown author This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before …

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Things From Now That Would Shock People from 1975

Unknown author   The most stylish and innovative new cars come from Chrysler High school kids wear beepers and cell-phones as a fashion statement Video games are hot, but Atari isn’t

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Live Radio Contest

Unknown author An Australian FM station has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

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Things Guys Should Know about Girls

Unknown author 1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s …

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