A London lawyer
runs a stop sign and gets pulled
over by a Glasgow
copper.
He thinks that he is
smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
LONDON and is
certain that he has a
better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself
and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says,
" License and registration, please."
London
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says,
"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no
one was coming."
Glasgow cop says,
"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration,
please."
London
Lawyer says, "What’s the
difference?"
Glasgow cop says,
"The difference is, ye huvtae come
tae a complete stop, that’s the law, License and registration, please!"
London
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the
legal difference between slow down
and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me
go and don’t give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says,
"Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London
Lawyer exits his
vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his
baton and starts beating the
crap oot of the lawyer and says,
"Dae ye want me to
stop, or just slow
doon?"
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