Bruce Forsyth

July 7, 2009

Unknown author You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well……… Oh, there’s MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

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Jul 07 2009

Police Comments from Around the Country

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author #16 – “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” #15 – “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

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Jul 07 2009

Why Dogs are Better than Women

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author Dogs don’t cry Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

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Jul 07 2009

Why I Want to be a Guy

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author 1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about tanks. 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

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Jul 07 2009

Words Women Use

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before …

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Jul 07 2009

Things From Now That Would Shock People from 1975

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author The most stylish and innovative new cars come from Chrysler High school kids wear beepers and cell-phones as a fashion statement Video games are hot, but Atari isn’t

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Jul 07 2009

Live Radio Contest

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author An Australian FM station has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

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Jul 07 2009

Things Guys Should Know about Girls

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author 1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s …

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Jul 07 2009

Re-Zoning – A Case History

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author “In the beginning, God created heaven and earth”. He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement with HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the Universe pollution-free.

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Jul 07 2009

Police Interview

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July 7, 2009

Unknown author A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.

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