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Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument…
10- Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?
9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.
8- You’re just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
7- Wait a minute — I get it. What time of the month is it?
6- You’re sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.
