Category Archive: Bruce’s Blog

Re-Zoning – A Case History

Unknown author “In the beginning, God created heaven and earth”. He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement with HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the Universe pollution-free.

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Police Interview

Unknown author A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.

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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Unknown author   (Read them aloud) That’s not right! …. Sum Ting Wong

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Mastercard Wedding

Unknown author You got to love this guy. This is a true Wedding story about a recent wedding that took place a Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge the wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on …

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An Abridged List of Rules of Being a Guy

Unknown author 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

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Star Wars fans will Note Some Inconsistencies Among 6 George Lucas Films

Unknown author While George Lucas and company have obviously struggled mightily to keep consistency in the many plot threads that wind through the six Star Wars films, inevitably picky fans will find certain timeline anomalies as Revenge of the Sith faces its ultimate docking with the original Episode IV.

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How to Impress A Woman

Unknown author Compliment her, cuddle her… kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for …

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Rules Men Wished Women Knew and Lived By

Unknown author 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want …

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If Men Were to Truly Rule the World

Unknown author Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time” would pretty much do it.

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Mathematical Equations

Unknown author This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint… it goes like this…

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