Category Archive: Goofy Stuff

London Lawyer V Glasgow Cop

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun …

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Sheriff Joe is at it Again!

Unknown author You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well……… Oh, there’s MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

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Police Comments from Around the Country

Unknown author #16 – “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” #15 – “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

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Things From Now That Would Shock People from 1975

Unknown author   The most stylish and innovative new cars come from Chrysler High school kids wear beepers and cell-phones as a fashion statement Video games are hot, but Atari isn’t

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Live Radio Contest

Unknown author An Australian FM station has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

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Re-Zoning – A Case History

Unknown author “In the beginning, God created heaven and earth”. He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement with HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the Universe pollution-free.

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Police Interview

Unknown author A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.

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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Unknown author   (Read them aloud) That’s not right! …. Sum Ting Wong

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