Category Archive: Guy Stuff

Why Dogs are Better than Women

Unknown author   Dogs don’t cry Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

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Why I Want to be a Guy

Unknown author   1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about tanks. 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

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Words Women Use

Unknown author This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before …

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Things Guys Should Know about Girls

Unknown author 1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s …

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An Abridged List of Rules of Being a Guy

Unknown author 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

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How to Impress A Woman

Unknown author Compliment her, cuddle her… kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for …

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Rules Men Wished Women Knew and Lived By

Unknown author 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want …

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If Men Were to Truly Rule the World

Unknown author Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time” would pretty much do it.

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Mathematical Equations

Unknown author This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint… it goes like this…

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10 Things Not to Say To A Woman

Unknown author Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument…

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