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10 Things Not to Say To A Woman

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Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument…

10- Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?

9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.

8- You’re just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.

7- Wait a minute — I get it. What time of the month is it?

6- You’re sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.

4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.

3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!

2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.

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Bruce Forsyth

Bruce Forsyth served in the Royal Canadian Navy Reserve for 13 years (1987-2000). He served with units in Toronto, Hamilton & Windsor and worked or trained at CFB Esquimalt, CFB Halifax, CFB Petawawa, CFB Kingston, CFB Toronto, Camp Borden, The Burwash Training Area and LFCA Training Centre Meaford.

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